Latest Obsession: Noragami
- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
- Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
Things you should NEVER say to fangirls:
Whovians: I skipped nine.
Potterheads: They’re just books.
Tolkienites: Why didn’t the eagles just drop them off?
Merlinians: You must have known it was going to end like that.
Hunters: I skipped the first three seasons to meet cas.
Sherlockians: I hate Mrs Hudson.
Hiddlestoners or Cumberbabes: But he is ugly.
All fandoms: Its not real. Its only a stupid story.
Nothing more awkward than putting a dish in while ya mom washing dishes
the way she looks you in the eye as you slide it past her arm
the guilt as you quietly look away